Something like this with better choreography and Shamrockettes.

T-minus 06 Days, 18 Hours, 28 Minutes.

Awesome. Rube Goldberg would be proud.

What would Irish Astronauts would drink? I know you want to say Guiness but let’s be realistic – it would probably be everyone’s favorite powdered space drink – TANG. But if they are Irish it would have to fit the theme so we’re guessing GREEN TANG.

Show your St. Patrick’s Day space fever with this awesome collection of products. No – there is no mark-up this is Cafe Press’ highway robbery – not ours. We only want candy and we plan on giving all of that away.

Roll call is coming soon so if you can be on the float March 13th you better have a really good costume or this kickass t-shirt.

Click here for your own exclusive GREEN TANG merchandise.

They responded on air – we’re waiting on our email reply.

We’d like to ask 96Rock to sponsor our team…

We don’t play Little League baseball – we’re an adult kickball team- The Milk Money Mafia. Stop laughing.

We have a team mascot, a ceramic cat named Randy, and our games all feature theme nights – Super Hero Night, Birthday Party Night, Redneck Night, 70s Disco Night. You get the idea.

Yes, we all graduated college.

We’re actually a pretty GOOD kickball team. We led the league in homeruns, most hugs from umpires, and best mascot. We had a newspaper article written about us and our mascot (what other team can say THAT?!? OK maybe the league champs. Never mind.)

OK maybe we don’t really need a sponsor but if you just buy us some beers one night that would be cool.

Randy Katz
Milk Money Mafia

p.s. if you dont want to read this on the air, that’s fine. Can you do us the dignity of sending an email reply so we can show our mothers?