The Zehbra Toilet

What could possibly go better with a new home than a battered, themed crapper? Nothing of course. As they say on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, “Move that sh!tter!” or “Welcome home, McLeod family.”

Custom crafted craps.

Self explanatory.

This can all be yours if…the price is right.

That’s right – my logs don’t stink. In fact they taste like cake!

Mark prepares to eat his own fecal matter.

His turds come with a wrapper!

Don’t try eating dung at home.

Tastes like zehbra.

What did he eat?

Mark embarks on what he hopes is a long career in toilet-modeling.

Another Mae masterpiece.