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    July 30, 2008 [Wednesday]
    by Anthony

    Flash Flood Watch

    petey_pablo.jpgRead this on another message board and thought it was funny. If you don’t like it the first time read it again and think about it. Not sure of the original source but this is pretty good.

    No – its not real and yes – it is funny.

    NCZ007>011-021>028-038>043-073>078-083>086-088-089-132100-

    BULLETIN – IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED

    PETEY PAB HAS ISSUED A FLASH FLOOD WATCH
    EFFECTIVE FROM 3 PM THIS AFTERNOON UNTIL 10 PM FOR THE
    FOLLOWING LOCATIONS IN CENTRAL NORTH CAROLINA:
    POLK… BLADEN… MARSHALL… HOKE… GREENE COUNTY… TILLERY… DAMN…
    TRANSFER… SANDY RIDGE… BROWNS OVER HERE… GREENS OVER HERE…
    PASQUOTANK… DOWN ON THE… ODOM EAST… LET ME THINK…
    JOHNSTON COUNTY… FRANKLIN… BURGAW… NEWPORT… WARREN… SHELBY… KENANSVILLE…
    CURRITUCK… TARBORO… TRIANGLE… GOLDSBORO… HALIFAX… STATESVILLE…

    AND ALL THEM LITTLE BITTY HICK TOWNS…

    RESIDENTS OF AREAS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE THEIR SHIRT OFF… TWIST IT ROUND THEIR HAND…
    SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER…

    CAROLINA BIRDDOG ADVISES RESIDENTS TO ASSIST LOCAL WOMEN BY ACQUIESCING TO THEIR
    DESIRES… OPTIONS MAY INCLUDE HITTING IT FROM THE FRONT… THE BACK… MISSIONARY
    WITH FEET CRAMMED TO THE HEADBOARD…

    STAY TUNED TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO OR ANY OTHER STATION BESIDES K97.5 FOR UP TO THE
    MINUTE WEATHER INFORMATION… BEEF WITH K97.5 IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE…

    $$

    PP

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