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Read this on another message board and thought it was funny. If you don’t like it the first time read it again and think about it. Not sure of the original source but this is pretty good.
No – its not real and yes – it is funny.
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BULLETIN – IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
PETEY PAB HAS ISSUED A FLASH FLOOD WATCH
EFFECTIVE FROM 3 PM THIS AFTERNOON UNTIL 10 PM FOR THE
FOLLOWING LOCATIONS IN CENTRAL NORTH CAROLINA:
POLK… BLADEN… MARSHALL… HOKE… GREENE COUNTY… TILLERY… DAMN…
TRANSFER… SANDY RIDGE… BROWNS OVER HERE… GREENS OVER HERE…
PASQUOTANK… DOWN ON THE… ODOM EAST… LET ME THINK…
JOHNSTON COUNTY… FRANKLIN… BURGAW… NEWPORT… WARREN… SHELBY… KENANSVILLE…
CURRITUCK… TARBORO… TRIANGLE… GOLDSBORO… HALIFAX… STATESVILLE…
AND ALL THEM LITTLE BITTY HICK TOWNS…
RESIDENTS OF AREAS ARE ADVISED TO TAKE THEIR SHIRT OFF… TWIST IT ROUND THEIR HAND…
SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER…
CAROLINA BIRDDOG ADVISES RESIDENTS TO ASSIST LOCAL WOMEN BY ACQUIESCING TO THEIR
DESIRES… OPTIONS MAY INCLUDE HITTING IT FROM THE FRONT… THE BACK… MISSIONARY
WITH FEET CRAMMED TO THE HEADBOARD…
STAY TUNED TO NOAA WEATHER RADIO OR ANY OTHER STATION BESIDES K97.5 FOR UP TO THE
MINUTE WEATHER INFORMATION… BEEF WITH K97.5 IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE…
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PP
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