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USER UPLOAD GALLERY
January 16, 2009 [Friday]
by Anthony
Obama Speech Generator
Where the party at? Yo – DC baby but you gotta like talk or something. Crap – can’t we just wing it? Sure give me buzzwords and let’s roll.
Post your best “Obama” Inauguration Speech in the comments section. Have fun – the NSFW tag is on so feel free to be profane if you need to be. If you don’t know the difference in an adjective and a noun – we’ll make fun of you.
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Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a loud day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “fire”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually blowing.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces sexy and uninterested challenges like never before. Our economy is fluffy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for morons. Our healthcare system is cold. If your toenail clipping is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a professional bodybuilder. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a computer screen wind turbine. But emphasizing together we can right this ship, and set a course for under the bleachers.
Finally, I must thank my smoochy family, my fat campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank psychopathic murderers for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of losing the American people. Without your stupid efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a stinky day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “banana”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually fart.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces nasty and retarded challenges like never before. Our economy is awesome. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for the childrens. Our healthcare system is broke. If your ass is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a professional wrestler. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a red rocket light socket. But barking together we can right this ship, and set a course for Mars.
Finally, I must thank my stupid family, my dickless campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank crackers for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of smoking the American people. Without your poor efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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