Born in NY, moved to NoVa in 8th grade. Kicked ass in high school , took it to another level, baby, at VT. From there, I foolishly took a low-paying job at WSLS. I think I still owe them money for the privilege of working my butt off for 7 years there. After meeting lots of great people there, I followed a girl and a job to Raleigh. I still have the job. I love to run (3 half marathons and more to follow...) and played in a kickball league for 3 years. Yes, kickball. We finished in first place 3 years in a row.... I once made a TV video in a class for a blind professor, rode in the Stanley Cup parade (with the Cup!), played beerpong with uniformed cops, and rode a barrel bull in Bosnia. Weekend getaways to Bburg or the beach? Cant wait! I live and breathe Hokies football in the fall. More than you do. Yes, MORE THAN YOU DO. I get ill when Tech loses, and its not easy living in the heart of ACC turf and listening to the football wanna-be's here. I have 2 awesome nephews in Virginia and 2 absolutely adorable nieces in California - too far away! Those are courtesy of my big sisters, and my little brother still resides in DC... much to our amazement everytime we get thru the NoVa traffic. Ughhh. From here, I plan on chewing gum and kicking ass. And I'm all outta gum. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I built this city on rock and roll. I let the dogs out. I will... I will..... rock you. I am Virginia Tech.
Meeker Field at Dix Park… homeplate faces toward the downtown skyline. When the home team hits a homer, a giant acorn comes out of a giant construction barrel behind the centerfield wall. The mascot, Rally the Squirrel, chases acorns around the field between innings.
I’m kinda bummed at the lack of creativity in our other Irishtronaut’s space outfits. NO WONDER Ireland never gets people in space – they’re all wearing bluejeans and t-shirts!
Wow… that IS big! That’s what she said.
Do you have a place big enough to keep it? That’s what she said.
Nice guns. That’s what she said.
Nice pics, but I bet it’s even bigger in person…. that’s what she said.
Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a loud day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “fire”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually blowing.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces sexy and uninterested challenges like never before. Our economy is fluffy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for morons. Our healthcare system is cold. If your toenail clipping is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a professional bodybuilder. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a computer screen wind turbine. But emphasizing together we can right this ship, and set a course for under the bleachers.
Finally, I must thank my smoochy family, my fat campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank psychopathic murderers for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of losing the American people. Without your stupid efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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Flamethrower Trombone
August 23rd, 2010 at 10:50 pmthis gives whole new meaning to………
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
July 27th, 2010 at 6:48 pmLove it – he’s “fighting” his own teammate…
Knock Out Eileen
July 20th, 2010 at 9:36 amAwesome!
Winston-Salem Dash
July 19th, 2010 at 7:46 amMeeker Field at Dix Park… homeplate faces toward the downtown skyline. When the home team hits a homer, a giant acorn comes out of a giant construction barrel behind the centerfield wall. The mascot, Rally the Squirrel, chases acorns around the field between innings.
Soccer American Style
July 1st, 2010 at 5:23 amYes.
The Crew Rescues Randy
May 8th, 2010 at 9:28 amAmber, there’s more room in the RV! Hop aboard!
Space Ireland
March 16th, 2010 at 3:55 pmI’m kinda bummed at the lack of creativity in our other Irishtronaut’s space outfits. NO WONDER Ireland never gets people in space – they’re all wearing bluejeans and t-shirts!
Krispy Kreme Challenge 2010
February 11th, 2010 at 11:09 amummm thanks for the “compliment”….
Raleigh Weather Cam: Snow Watch II
January 30th, 2010 at 6:07 pmi dont know….. our website is tough to navigate.
Raleigh Weather Cam: Snow Watch II
January 29th, 2010 at 9:36 pmI’m sensing some loyalty issues here…..
Raleigh Weather Cam: Snow Watch
January 8th, 2010 at 10:28 amI see blackness. Is that what snow looks like at midnight?
Mommy - what is that koala doing?
January 6th, 2010 at 4:15 pmthat koala deserved it, dressing the way she did.
Mr. Magoo and the TSA
January 6th, 2010 at 10:23 amYeah but how anyone guessed it is even funnier.
Smoke-Free NC
January 4th, 2010 at 10:14 amwe went to East Village last night, and could actually see across the room! And breathe!!! It was awesome.
Well, as awesome as EV can be.
Lego Advent Calendar #9
December 10th, 2009 at 8:13 pmthis must have taken hours to assemble!
Lego Advent Calendar #7
December 7th, 2009 at 8:54 pmYa know, on second thought – with a pair of glasses and that moustache…. he kinda looks like Commissioner Gordon!
Lego Advent Calendar #7
December 7th, 2009 at 7:53 pmAAAHHHH !!!!! He shot me with his Christmas Death Ray Gun!!!
Black Randy Updates
November 11th, 2009 at 8:15 pmI apologize for the poor image quality. My eyes were tearing up at the thought of being so close to the last known whereabouts of Black Randy.
M3 SEASON BEGINS TONIGHT!
October 1st, 2009 at 11:24 am…not a very friendly welcome to Anchorage! I do like Enter Sandman at the end though…..
maybe we can play ES and all jump for 60 seconds……. oh no wait – that’s already been perfected.
Marshmallow Murder
September 17th, 2009 at 4:21 pmthere is something genius about this….. yet it’s scary.
Very, very scary.
This may haunt my dreams.
Milk Money Mafia Tryouts
August 28th, 2009 at 10:53 amPicturegate 2009… WOW. The Grassy Knoll, the 20th Hijacker, the boob-grab pic.
Can we re-post the pic from the shoulders up?
Great Raleigh Kobayashi Hot Dog Challenge
July 5th, 2009 at 11:51 amWill there be a SECOND annual???
Lego Millennium Falcon - Part 2
June 4th, 2009 at 5:57 amWow… that IS big! That’s what she said.
Do you have a place big enough to keep it? That’s what she said.
Nice guns. That’s what she said.
Nice pics, but I bet it’s even bigger in person…. that’s what she said.
Kid Stoned on Laughing Gas
February 4th, 2009 at 9:49 amSure, you nad I have a good laugh at this.
So did the kid’s dad as he recorded this.
But I bet Mom is pissed…………………………………………………………
Obama Speech Generator
January 16th, 2009 at 5:11 pmBarack Obama’s Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a loud day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “fire”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually blowing.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces sexy and uninterested challenges like never before. Our economy is fluffy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for morons. Our healthcare system is cold. If your toenail clipping is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a professional bodybuilder. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a computer screen wind turbine. But emphasizing together we can right this ship, and set a course for under the bleachers.
Finally, I must thank my smoochy family, my fat campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank psychopathic murderers for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of losing the American people. Without your stupid efforts, none of this would have been possible.