They responded on air – we’re waiting on our email reply.

We’d like to ask 96Rock to sponsor our team…

We don’t play Little League baseball – we’re an adult kickball team- The Milk Money Mafia. Stop laughing.

We have a team mascot, a ceramic cat named Randy, and our games all feature theme nights – Super Hero Night, Birthday Party Night, Redneck Night, 70s Disco Night. You get the idea.

Yes, we all graduated college.

We’re actually a pretty GOOD kickball team. We led the league in homeruns, most hugs from umpires, and best mascot. We had a newspaper article written about us and our mascot (what other team can say THAT?!? OK maybe the league champs. Never mind.)

OK maybe we don’t really need a sponsor but if you just buy us some beers one night that would be cool.

Randy Katz
Milk Money Mafia

p.s. if you dont want to read this on the air, that’s fine. Can you do us the dignity of sending an email reply so we can show our mothers?

This is not drawn to scale and is on the back of a Jimmy John’s napkin that says WIPE! I don’t know why but we seem to have a lot of these around the office. Post lunch I had divine inspiration on the design of this year’s float – SPACE IRELAND. For the curious among you – no – I did not have Jimmy John’s for lunch. All the more reason the napkin art was so inspired. Don’t worry if you aren’t listed on the float yet – this is just a rough draft.

Email me your float art and I will post it and we can start to make some decisions on how this debacle grand spectacle should go down.  And yes – I did spill a little coffee on it. New – another image after the jump for absolutely no good reason at all.

The premise was simple – come to the party dressed as someone that was either at the Nativity or someone that could (or should) have been at the Nativity.  That’s right – Merry Christmas.  The outcome was awesome.  We had everything from shepherds, wise men and even Elvis (the Fourth King) show up.  We even had a special guest appearance by the ultimate redneck baby Jesus.  That doesn’t happen often.  Prize for most obscure visitors who were historically correct were Zechariah and Elizabeth the parents of John the Baptist.  We thought “el caganer” was pretty obscure but that took some research – good job.

Stars and angels were popular choices and the less than coordinated duo of Marty McFly and Doc Brown happened due to a quickly read and accurately interpreted Facebook post. (Good job Champ.)  The costumes were great and the party was a lot of fun.

Thanks to everyone that came despite the weather being less than cooperative.

More pictures after the jump including a couple of shots from the alien invasion of the Playmobil Nativity.

I have a feeling this may be the result of some of Black Randy’s shenanigans. Kittens? Really Randy? Shameful!

The people are not amused. This is a recent call to the tip line (919-341-9321) that speaks volumes about Randy’s public and the way they feel about him.  Again – there isn’t a lot we can learn from this call but we can definitely feel the outrage. OMG WTF BBQ indeed.
* Just found out the audio isn’t working in Internet Explorer – the solution? Get Firefox.