Milk Money Mafia
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Rock it out with the Milk Money Mafia’s Entrance Theme 1.0. Scored professionally by none other than our rookie / pledge for life / infielder Sterling. Who knew he had talent beyond third base? Guess this proves we really do live in America’s Smartest City – thanks Daily Beast.
No – I didn’t draw that but I did laugh as I was pumping gas. Hand drawn moustache and goatee? Awesome kickball theme – bring a sharpie.
The kickball season begins tonight at 6:30PM at Oakwood Fields #2. Until we are able to create a more kicka$$ intro than the one above we’ll just have to pretend we’ve got a polar bear that destroys the galaxy and the arena on his way to victory. Seriously – how cool is that? Maybe we can draft Randy the Cat and play Highway to the Danger Zone? We need ideas!
Your 2008 Raleigh Parks & Recreation Intra-departmental Kickball Champions will take the field again this fall as the “greatest show on dirt” creates another unforgettable (unless you drink more) season. This year we face Kickin Asphalt, All-Stars, Rowdy Reckers, Total Loss and the Alcoballics in the West Division of the Raleigh Parks & Recreation League.
I am happy that for the first time since our first season we are playing each team in the division twice. I am also glad the games are going to be held at Oakwood (aka the House that Dobbins and PBR Built). We have most of our team returning and should be over .500 and .08 all season. GO MILK! DRINK BEER! WIN! WIN! WIN!
Schedule after the jump.
It really isn’t our fault that we created the most popular kickball team on the east coast and potentially the world. It isn’t our fault that we routinely set the standard for what a kickball team should be. And most importantly it isn’t our fault that we are the kids on the playground that everyone wants to be. Really – it must be genetic – seriously.
That being said in the course of doing what we do occasionally someone thinks that it would be a good idea to join our ranks. Do we drug test them? No. Do we get them a mental health assessment? No. We create a kick-ass obstacle course and challenge them to be the best they can be. Sterling stepped up to the challenge? Was he worthy? Only time will tell. Congrats to Dobbins, Sterling, DP and most of all Allison. Who knew a girl would run the course – awesome job. But most importantly – ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE???
So the course – 20 yards through the trees, up the jungle gym and down the slide, 10 count on dizzy bat, chug a beer, 3 balls in toilet, out around the chair and down the slip ‘n slide for a power finish. I know – sounds easy right? 4 out of 4 contestants had trouble walking at the dizzy bat turn – we don’t think we are going to make that a part of our pre-game ritual. The season starts soon and we invite everyone out to be a part of the insanity. Yes – we are still the greatest show on dirt – the few, the proud, the questionable, the MILK MONEY MAFIA. MILK! MILK! MILK!
Pictures and video after the jump – comments are welcome.