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    December 14, 2011 [Wednesday]
    by Anthony

    If you laugh at this you are probably a terrible person. Then again if Pat Sajak would have said “Ninja Please” we may have had the single greatest moment in Television history.

    Here is the relatively more direct South Park version of the event – proving that perhaps art imitates life. If you choose to believe South Park is art and Wheel of Fortune represents life. Might be a stretch for both.

    So I’m not entirely sure why this video makes me think of my friend _ick. But for some reason it does. No _ick wouldn’t have said something like that but I am betting _ick knows people who would. Those of you that know _ick probably know what I am talking about.

    What? I said no N.

    December 2, 2011 [Friday]
    by Anthony

    So I wouldn’t consider myself a fan of Adam Carolla. In fact I often thought of him as annoying. Now I find myself agreeing with him. On what you ask? His opinion on the folks at Occupy Wall Street and the Occupy movement. (Audio here.)

    Warning: I put NSFW in the title and gave it the NSFW icon for a reason. Unless your boss is Popeye the Sailorman and obscene language is in the employee handbook you may want to re-think listening to this on your work computer. Then again if you work for Popeye and the health plan is good – let me know if you are hiring.

    I think he over-generalizing in his rant but I do agree that a lot of the problem is envy. In anything we do someone wins and someone loses but it is usually temporary. The goal is to make it to another day to win or lose and to win as often as you can. Every loss has a lesson and hopefully if you learn from those lessons you will learn to win. It isn’t fun to lose but it beats the alternative which is not playing period.

    So sit on the side of the street and hold your sign. The rest of us may not be winning but we definitely aren’t losers.

    September 20, 2011 [Tuesday]
    by Anthony

    I like Star Wars. I like Darth Vader. I like Kenny Powers.

    A NSFW mash-up of Kenny Powers and Darth Vader? Awesome.

    Click here to watch the video and enjoy – don’t show George Lucas or it may end up in the next version of the Blu-ray X-ray 3D Hologram version of Star Wars.

    [via gammasquad.uproxx.com]

    July 19, 2011 [Tuesday]
    by Anthony

    weather_graphic-e35db9ec76f4c3dcb476732903d2ad1952a4368a A heat wave is hitting most of the nation and is headed right for the South.  We are expecting temperatures in the high 90′s for the rest of the week. Fortunately the good folks at USA Today created this little info graphic to help you understand the heat index and heat related illnesses.

    If you have a job where you might have to spend extended periods of time outdoors it might not be a bad idea to print this out and carry it with you. In fact – you may want to print out a couple and share with a friend. It might not be a bad idea to print this out and share on your company bulletin boards too. The heat is dangerous and it could be deadly – you could print this out and hang it around town to warn people. I know it sounds extreme but the heat is pretty extreme too.

    We all have to pitch in and do our part.

    Do note that all joking aside Wake County is under a Heat Advisory.

    July 15, 2011 [Friday]
    by Anthony

    This was too good not to post.  Just like the previous Kenny Powers video we showed you this one is awesome. In fact – I might buy a pair of K-Swiss shoes because the company had the balls to create a spot like this.  I do have the NSFW tag on due to language. Or – if  you like watching videos like this at work you can use it to find a better job. Just don’t blame me when you find out unemployment sucks.

    Given this I may have to update my title here from “that guy that writes the blog” to MFCEO. Maybe that would make NOSVC successful like Kenny Powers. Thoughts?