Go the F**k to Sleep

From the voice that brought us great lines like “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!” Comes a children’s story for the ages. A bedtime story called Go the F**k to Sleep – except instead of little *’s it is says uc. But really if I have to spell it out you probably aren’t going to think it is funny. At all.

So if you are an adult and a Samuel L. Jackson fan go ahead and click the link and/or the image to the right and listen to a bedtime story. If you are a parent and want to explain to a Sunday School teacher or preschool teacher how your child learn the proper use of the F-word play it for the little one. I find it amusing when little children curse but then again not being a parent probably benefits me in that regard.

Find yourself really enjoying the book? Download the audio for free by clicking here. Enjoy.

Newspaper Headlines from NC and beyond…

See more here. I pulled the major NC papers and some of the more shocking ones I saw. They are getting a ton of traffic today so don’t be surprised if it doesn’t load the first 2-3 times you try.

Baby Got Back by Grandparents

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get…

Easy grandpa! This is a family site. I’m not entirely sure why but I see a future for BobG in this entertainment sector. Word up! Word up indeed.

Favre: Rise – “What should I do?”

Continuing a theme of “football” and commercials. This might be the funniest one yet.
At about the 2 minute mark things go from bad to worse.

Another Rejected Super Bowl Commercial

So the previous one was strange and for a strange product. This one is pretty twisted but for Google.

Again – not sure if this is real.  Another similar one after the jump.