We’ve had good times old friend but the end of an era is here. The infamous toilet has finally gone to that great big flush up in the sky. We’ll miss you but we’ve already moved on. Seemed after most everyone had enjoyed the toilet a time or two the ideal was greater than the reality of the work and patience it took to find a good passing off point. It was a hard decision but ultimately we felt this was the best course of action. From the first pass to the last the infamous toilet was the stuff of legends. We salute the toilet and the people who made it great. But as all great stories do this one has reached its final chapter. Fin.

Violets are blue. A toilet really says “I Love You.” At least four and a half pounds of hot glued conversation hearts do. They also say “Head / Heels”, “I Want U”, and one thing they didn’t when I was a kid -”Email Me.” Who knew conversation hearts could say so much. But I digress… We found someone that hadn’t had the toilet and decided to drop it on the most romantic day of the year. It included a little “Robin” flare – a monogrammed R in spray painted gold hearts, some “fluff” around the top, a golden seat and a whole lot of conversation.

What could possibly go better with a new home than a battered, themed crapper? Nothing of course. As they say on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, “Move that sh!tter!” or “Welcome home, McLeod family.”

O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, We stand on guard for pee?

and no place to go??? After a longer than usual hiatus the toilet appeared again before Joe and Magara’s New Year’s Eve Party. It was dressed in formal attire but watch out for the champagne if you take a seat.